John Bolton is the good guy in this story. Problem is, John Bolton is such a bad guy, even Republicans wouldn’t confirm him to be U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. when George W. Bush was in the White House. But even John Bolton knew enough to know that what #BenedictDonald and #SleazyRudy were doing in Ukraine was criminal and wrong. When John Bolton is the smart guy, the good guy, the ethical guy, it’s a sign of the apocalypse.